One bright sunny sunday morning, little Florence the hot dog put on her most comfortable bun, because today was picnic day, and the whole family was included.
Off through the woods and feilds the went...Father, Mother, Monroe, Lucille and the twins Harold and Haroldine, frolicking and leaping through the grass and ferns.

Florence, who had been lagging behind and not paying attention, hurried to catch up but tripped, tumbling end over end down a gully, her bun cruelly torn away by thorns and branches. Dazed, she stood up and realised that she was not only bunless, but lost as well. Struggling back up the hill, she picked a direction she hoped the family had gone in, and headed into the woods to find them.

After an hour or so of searching, Florence was totally lost, and trying not to panic, she slumped against a rock to collect herself and think about what to do next. Listing vaguely to the forest sounds, she became aware of voices speaking in a language she didnt understand. Hunching low in the grass, she cautiously made her way towards them. From behind a log, she slowly raised herself and peeked over.

What she saw made her stuffing boil. it was a strategically placed Nazi machine gun nest, with three machine gunners armed to the teeth! But nothing is as American as a hot dog, and without a thought for her safety, Florence leapt from her hidding place and attacked, squirting deadly hot dog juices all over the Nazis, who were taken totally by surprise and soon rendered senseless.

Days later, an exhausted Florence was found by a groop of young Knockwursts out on a hike, and brought home to her grateful family, and the media people who made her a national hero.

She was eventually awared the congressional medal of honor by the president himself. later that day the presidents dog ate her by mistake, but she is fondly remembered by her family and many friends.


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...true story.

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